Letters to LA: The white Avalon

"Dsscats" (dsscats) 09/24/2014 at 18:00 • Filed to: None

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Dear driver of a smashed and bashed 2003 Toyota Avalon,

Seriously. I have no fucking idea how you are still driving a car that has the drivers side doors smashed in a good 1.5 FT in front and 2 FT in back. And your face was priceless! As I drove by, I expected some 90 year old grandma, but you were just a normal, 40 year old woman looking straight ahead and acting like absolutely nothing was wrong.

Seriously, that's amazing. I literally had no idea what to think when going past you, other than "The massive gap between your doors must make it quite breezy in there."

I'm not sure if you're too stupid, too ignorant, or too cheap to fix it, but I don't even know how you open the doors! More power to you.

Sincerely,

Dsscats

This is Letters to LA, Dsscats' new satirical series. It is meant to be funny and slightly informative about LA drivers. It is also meant to be mean and vulgar. If you disagree with that, I suggest not reading it or sucking it up. That is all. Have some cars for your time.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Dsscats 09/24/2014 at 18:42

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Keeping their composure in such a crappy car? I'd imagine they have this going on in their mind:

IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > Dsscats 09/24/2014 at 19:01

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Probably have to enter and exit on the passenger side. I coworker of mine from way way back bought a old Grand Am for dirt cheap because the previous owner had messed up the driver side while driving drunk. The car ran fine, but he had to enter and exit through the passenger side door.